Jamie Wilson Productions and Eve & Sea Productions presents

I’ve Got Some Things To Get Off My Chest

13th July 202316th July 2023

According to Google, Eva’s boobs weigh the same as: two full bottles of tequila; two house bricks; or the average newborn baby.

It’s quite a weight to have on your back (metaphorically, let alone physically), and finding a bra off the rack for a rack that size is near impossible.

Despite sound reasoning and being an ideal candidate for the procedure, misogynistic medical standards leave Eva feeling a bit of a tit for even asking about the possibility of an NHS boob reduction – will the whole thing just be a bust?

Don’t miss this perceptive one-woman, two-mega-boobed comedy exploring the failings of women’s healthcare – underfunded, under researched and, much like Eva’s boobs, under-supported.

I’ve Got Some Things To Get Off My Chest is Eva Lily’s debut full-length play, directed by Marieke Audsley, based on original direction from Constance Eldon McCaig, and will transfer to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival after previews at Hope Mill Theatre. 

Dates & Times

Thursday 8pm

Friday 7pm

Saturday 3pm & 7pm

Sunday 3pm

Times & Duration

Run time: 1 hour.


£16 Standard | £14 Concession

+ £1.50 Transaction Fee

Age Guidance
Suitable for ages 14 and over

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